IF YOU CAN READ THIS . . .

[unixronin]

. . . then NO, THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER HAS NOT DESTROYED THE WORLD.

(Duh.)

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Comments

[jhetley.livejournal.com]

Actually, you don't know that. Since this is all solipsism, it's just that you haven't *imagined* the world destroyed. Or I haven't, in my own little personal dream.

Or, alternatively, the black hole has been created but hasn't yet grown to meaningful size?

[hugh-mannity.livejournal.com]

Oh. Silly me. I thought the reason it's so dark outside was because we were in the middle of a black hole rather than a rainstorm.

And aren't they apocalyptophilics rather than apocalyptophobics -- cos you know they all secretly want the apocalypse.

[polaris93.livejournal.com]

Actually, the LHC created a great deal of handwavium, which roared through the nearest Sin Galaxy and destroyed all the Hell Nazis from the Filth Dimension that have settled there. They're gonna give us a medal for that . . .

[unixronin.livejournal.com]

You have a point. :)

[tww1fa]

Yes it has! However, it also created a parallel world that we're now living on. Watch out for goatees.

[otherbill.livejournal.com]

I think I'll grow a goatee now, just to throw everybody off.

[mrakg.livejournal.com]

You're far kinder than I am. I'd have set the text and background for everything after "If you can read this" to the same color.

[docstrange.livejournal.com]

Dangit! I SAW Lexx! I know how this works!


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[polaris93.livejournal.com]

ROTFLMAO!! I've gotten sick and tired of hysterics LOUDLY prophesying the end of the world due to revving up the LHC ("Stop the presses! The world has ended, alredy!") on Universe Today and similar venues. I think they're stuck in 4th gear -- it's possible that they simply can't shut up about it, because their brains have solidified that way, and they can't change the program. Your icon says it all -- poor horse. ;-)

[mrmeval.livejournal.com]

It's been destroyed and this reality replaced it. Sucks to be .. us. *sobs*.

[libertarianhawk.livejournal.com]

Icon love.