IF YOU CAN READ THIS . . .

[unixronin]

. . . then NO, THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER HAS NOT DESTROYED THE WORLD.

(Duh.)

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Comments

[tww1fa]

Yes it has! However, it also created a parallel world that we're now living on. Watch out for goatees.

[otherbill.livejournal.com]

I think I'll grow a goatee now, just to throw everybody off.