Habemus plus vis computatoris quam Deus

zeekar, who got it from one Stephen Goddard, relayed the following instructions:

1. Go to Wikipedia and ask it for a random article.  The title of the article you get is the name of your band.
2. Go to the Random Quotations Page.  The last four or five words of the very last quote of the page are the title of your album.
3. Go to Flickr and click on “explore the last seven days”.  Third picture, no matter what it is, will be your album cover.

Looks kinda interesting, actually... and that is not a bad name for a band at all.

OK, so there's some dumb reality show about who wants to be a superhero.  I've never seen it; we have no TV service.  I don't particularly wish to see it; I'm sentimentally attached to my remaining brain cells.

But . . . .

OK, so you wake up one morning and bam, you're a superhero.

(Slightly revised)

1. Who are you, in your public persona?  Geek Boy, Rubber Maid, Pedantic Man?  Do you keep your real identity secret?
2. What are your superpowers?
3. How did you become a superhero?
4. Do you wear a costume?  If so, what is it?
5. And now the toughest question of all:  Why the above choices?