"I've never quite understood the point of pajamas. When you're young, they're not going to stay on anyway, and when you're old, no-one's going to take them off." — Anonymous
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"No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power."
-- P. J. O'Rourke