IF YOU CAN READ THIS . . .

[unixronin]

. . . then NO, THE LARGE HADRON COLLIDER HAS NOT DESTROYED THE WORLD.

(Duh.)

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[polaris93.livejournal.com]

Actually, the LHC created a great deal of handwavium, which roared through the nearest Sin Galaxy and destroyed all the Hell Nazis from the Filth Dimension that have settled there. They're gonna give us a medal for that . . .