You may have read too much Terry Pratchett¹...

[unixronin]

... if you get spam with the subject line "Organize him present" and your first thought is "Yeah, but Mr. Shine?  He diamond."²

[1]  Of course, really we all know there is no such thing as too much Terry Pratchett.³

[2]  When I mentioned it, cymrullewes' response was "Isn't he an Omnian missionary?"

[3]  This footnote is just here for reasons of tradition.

Comments

[unixronin.livejournal.com]

I've never actually read Finnegan's Wake, yet. Some day I must correct this.

[rosencrantz23.livejournal.com]

a word of advice re: Finnegan.

Do not attempt to read it as sense-making literature. Read it for the hyperintellectual games-playing and babble that it is, and it'll be much easier.

It's amazing gibberish, that occasionally lapses into lucidity.