You may have read too much Terry Pratchett¹...

[unixronin]

... if you get spam with the subject line "Organize him present" and your first thought is "Yeah, but Mr. Shine?  He diamond."²

[1]  Of course, really we all know there is no such thing as too much Terry Pratchett.³

[2]  When I mentioned it, cymrullewes' response was "Isn't he an Omnian missionary?"

[3]  This footnote is just here for reasons of tradition.

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[jmkelly.livejournal.com]

And you've been reading too much James Joyce (specifically, Finnegans Wake) if you're reading a real-estate sale contract, hit something you don't understand, and automatically read it backwards to see if it makes sense that way.

That actually happened to a friend of mine.

[rosencrantz23.livejournal.com]

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