... I stumble across little tiny LED illumination circuit boards designed to slip inside a 4-pin Molex power connector to make the connector light up.
Couldn't we just set these "power gamers" on fire and have done with it? What's next -- illuminated underwear, to give you the ultimate performance edge in those intense LAN parties? Wait, I have it! Both at once! New, hot, ULTRA-GAMER underwear, with the power of WHITE PHOSPHORUS!
No gamers were harmed in the making of this satire.
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