Just when you thought you'd seen every possible piece of stupid gamer bling

[unixronin]

... I stumble across little tiny LED illumination circuit boards designed to slip inside a 4-pin Molex power connector to make the connector light up.

Couldn't we just set these "power gamers" on fire and have done with it?  What's next -- illuminated underwear, to give you the ultimate performance edge in those intense LAN parties?  Wait, I have it!  Both at once!  New, hot, ULTRA-GAMER underwear, with the power of WHITE PHOSPHORUS!

No gamers were harmed in the making of this satire.