Gotta love these agency headhunters.

[unixronin]

"I recently reviewed a copy of your resume on the internet, and feel your experience is relevant to one of our openings with a direct client."

Well, let's look at your requirements here.

AntHil Pro?  Never heard of it.

Oracle?  Nope, I don't do Oracle.

Java?  Nope.

.Net?  Nope.

Perl?  Yeah, I do Perl.

Builds and deployments?  Well, yes, I've done builds and testing.  Deployment, not so much.

SubVerison [sic] VSS?  Not so you'd notice.  Used it just enough to know it has some really ugly (as in, corrupt the entire repository) failure modes.

AccuRev?  Nope.

CruiseControl?  Nope.

Agile environments?  Nope.

So, running maybe about 1.5 for 10 here.  Tell me again exactly why my experience is "relevant" to your client?

Oh, right.  Your blind search threw up a hit on the word "Perl".  But you never actually read the resumé, did you...?

No, I didn't think so.

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[fatcook.livejournal.com]

Oh, I know just the feeling.
Earn your commission people, learn to read!!