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Friday, April 10th, 2009 12:05 pm

Picture this.

Long zoom in on a Buddhist temple somewhere in China or Nepal.  Camera flies into the great hall, where hundreds of shaven-headed Buddhist monks sit zazen in ranks.  We pan around the room getting the thousand-year-old historic atmosphere before pulling in closely on the field of monks.  As one, they reach down to the floor in front of them, picking up identical wrapped packages from the floor.  We zoom in on one monk to see the distinctive wrapper of [insert major sandwich chain here], before the monks strip the wrappers off their sandwiches and hold them up before them with both hands.

As one voice, five hundred monks chant:

“NOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM....................”

...And bite.

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Friday, April 10th, 2009 04:07 pm (UTC)
You know, you could sell that.
Friday, April 10th, 2009 04:29 pm (UTC)
Actually, I was trying to figure out how to go about doing so.
Friday, April 10th, 2009 10:44 pm (UTC)
You have to be an established insider with an ad agency. It's very doubtful you can sell direct to some chain.
Friday, April 10th, 2009 07:49 pm (UTC)
I think I love you. Or at least, your sense of humor :)
Friday, April 10th, 2009 10:12 pm (UTC)
I'm pretty sure that's gotta be a Quiznos ad.
Friday, April 10th, 2009 11:15 pm (UTC)
Yeah, I was thinking most likely either Quiznos or maybe Tojo's.
Friday, April 10th, 2009 11:23 pm (UTC)
Tojo's would probably want to sell a squid ink sandwich, though.

_TOGO'S_, OTOH ...
Friday, April 10th, 2009 11:35 pm (UTC)
You're correct. My thinko. :)