My brain has committed advertising again

[unixronin]

Picture this.

Long zoom in on a Buddhist temple somewhere in China or Nepal.  Camera flies into the great hall, where hundreds of shaven-headed Buddhist monks sit zazen in ranks.  We pan around the room getting the thousand-year-old historic atmosphere before pulling in closely on the field of monks.  As one, they reach down to the floor in front of them, picking up identical wrapped packages from the floor.  We zoom in on one monk to see the distinctive wrapper of [insert major sandwich chain here], before the monks strip the wrappers off their sandwiches and hold them up before them with both hands.

As one voice, five hundred monks chant:

“NOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM....................”

...And bite.