No, I'm not channelling Terry Pratchett. This Thud had an Ouch after it. I was up unable to sleep last night, and on my way to the kitchen for a glass of milk I ran my left¹ foot into the Dyson vacuum cleaner in the dark, stumbled, and proceeded to smack my face hard on the top of the handle, ripping the inside of my upper lip open on my teeth.
[1] Naturally.
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Did you need stitches?
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That got a lot easier when the boys moved out . . .
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(B) Glad to hear that it's "annoying" but not "serious"
(C) Have you considered a red LED light? It won't disturb others, and it also doesn't screw with your night vision.
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I know pretty much where everything's SUPPOSED to be; I'd have been fine if I hadn't run into the Dyson where I didn't expect it. (And, to be fair, if I hadn't had desk lights on for the previous hour and a half or so de-adapting my night vision.)
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