"...BROKAW: Since I, like most of the American people watching this drivel, desperately need a drink right now, let's talk about the time Wall Street got hammered at the company Christmas party and woke up in a cubicle with that ugly chick from Accounting and no idea where their pants went off to. OBAMA: I propose we cut out the livers of American CEOs! Or something like that! McCAIN: My friends, I'm going to make a joke about jello because it's the only food I can still chew. :( BROKAW: Okay, next question.... OBAMA: Wait, I want to make more petty comments about McCain taxes! BROKAW: And I want you to shut the fuck up, but we can't all get what we want now, can we? OBAMA: My tax proposal involves locking all the CEOs in America into a cage and making them fight to the death! Many will enter...one will emerge as my Treasury Secretary! UNCOMMITTED OHIO VOTERS*: *ratchet up dials*..."
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"...BROKAW: Since I, like most of the American people watching this drivel, desperately need a drink right now, let's talk about the time Wall Street got hammered at the company Christmas party and woke up in a cubicle with that ugly chick from Accounting and no idea where their pants went off to.
OBAMA: I propose we cut out the livers of American CEOs! Or something like that!
McCAIN: My friends, I'm going to make a joke about jello because it's the only food I can still chew. :(
BROKAW: Okay, next question....
OBAMA: Wait, I want to make more petty comments about McCain taxes!
BROKAW: And I want you to shut the fuck up, but we can't all get what we want now, can we?
OBAMA: My tax proposal involves locking all the CEOs in America into a cage and making them fight to the death! Many will enter...one will emerge as my Treasury Secretary!
UNCOMMITTED OHIO VOTERS*: *ratchet up dials*..."