"...BROKAW: Since I, like most of the American people watching this drivel, desperately need a drink right now, let's talk about the time Wall Street got hammered at the company Christmas party and woke up in a cubicle with that ugly chick from Accounting and no idea where their pants went off to. OBAMA: I propose we cut out the livers of American CEOs! Or something like that! McCAIN: My friends, I'm going to make a joke about jello because it's the only food I can still chew. :( BROKAW: Okay, next question.... OBAMA: Wait, I want to make more petty comments about McCain taxes! BROKAW: And I want you to shut the fuck up, but we can't all get what we want now, can we? OBAMA: My tax proposal involves locking all the CEOs in America into a cage and making them fight to the death! Many will enter...one will emerge as my Treasury Secretary! UNCOMMITTED OHIO VOTERS*: *ratchet up dials*..."
NPR's Martketplace had a funny skit on at the end of this evening's broadcast. Life in 2032. Warren Buffett single handly saved us from this mess and became president of the US and moved the capital to Omaha and one of the commentators is sure that Buffett will step down from being president sometime in the next decade or so....
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"...BROKAW: Since I, like most of the American people watching this drivel, desperately need a drink right now, let's talk about the time Wall Street got hammered at the company Christmas party and woke up in a cubicle with that ugly chick from Accounting and no idea where their pants went off to.
OBAMA: I propose we cut out the livers of American CEOs! Or something like that!
McCAIN: My friends, I'm going to make a joke about jello because it's the only food I can still chew. :(
BROKAW: Okay, next question....
OBAMA: Wait, I want to make more petty comments about McCain taxes!
BROKAW: And I want you to shut the fuck up, but we can't all get what we want now, can we?
OBAMA: My tax proposal involves locking all the CEOs in America into a cage and making them fight to the death! Many will enter...one will emerge as my Treasury Secretary!
UNCOMMITTED OHIO VOTERS*: *ratchet up dials*..."
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(* or four, but not for life... that'd be too annoying)
:-)
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