Successes

[unixronin]

I understand the House of Lords announced today the complete success of its program against liquid explosives.  As proof of this success, they declare there has not been a single terrorist attack using liquid explosives.

On this basis, I hereby announce the complete success of my personal anti-terrorist program to prevent terrorists from swimming down to the bottom of Lake Michigan and pulling the plug out.  I shall now expect a nice fat seven-figure grant from Homeland Security.

Comments

[beckyzoole.livejournal.com]

Bah! You're trying to take the credit for my detailed and cunning plan to protect tourism and shipping interests on the Great Lakes. The way I did this is by monitoring all inland ports for the presence of attack rabbits. All attack rabbits, including and especially those in scuba gear, have been apprehended and are being held at a secret CIA facility in Bavaria.

The proof that it is I who should get the credit, is that not only has this prevented any attempt to pull the plug on Lake Michigan -- it has kept rabbit pellets from damming up Niagara!

Hah. Your silly little attempts are as nothing, compared to my unusually immense and intimidating brain!