From the "Truth Is Stranger Than Fiction" file

[unixronin]

Those wacky Japanese.

It's like, "What's wrong with you?  Haven't you ever seen a dog before?"

Comments

[johnkzin.livejournal.com]

Hints for the japanese consumer:

1) dogs: paw/toe walkers. Sheep: hoof/nail walkers.

2) dogs: sharp _CANINE_ tearing teeth. Sheep: dull grinding teeth.

3) dogs: woof. Sheep: baaa.

4) and, last, apparently:
dogs: predators, like British and Australian "poodle" vendors
sheep: mindless dull-whited followers, like Japanese consumers

[dirtynumbangel.livejournal.com]

"Baaaa"
"No, Fifi, woof. Woof woof."
"Baaa?"
"Come on Fifi, woof for mama!"
"Baaa!"
"FUCKING WOOF WOOF BARK DAMMIT"

[unixronin.livejournal.com]

*giggle* :)

[motomuffin.livejournal.com]

I've always wanted to keep sheep, but the homeowners association where we live forbids it.

Here's my solution! They're not sheep! They're poodles! No really!

[cymrullewes.livejournal.com]

I can introduce you to someone who keeps sheep in Litchfield, NH.