The NRA wants me to renew.

[unixronin]

The National Rifle Association would like me to renew my lapsed membership.  It's been lapsed for several years now.

What's the NRA promising to do to get me to renew?  Are they promising to fight any new "assault weapon" ban?  Are they vowing to lobby in favor of a national concealed-carry law mandating that all states recognize all other states' carry permits?  Promise no more of the endless compromises that salami-slice away my rights?

No.

Nothing like that.

They're offering me a "heavy-duty" NRA-branded duffel bag.

YOU INFERNAL IDIOTS!!!  IT'S NOT ABOUT THE DAMNED BLING!!!

Comments

[blackcoat.livejournal.com]

...how much do they want for the duffel bag? I mean, mine is falling apart, I could probably use another one...

;-)