Humor

[unixronin]

Contrived to amuse small people on the 800-mile trip home:

Q:  What do you get when you cross a pony, a cat and a garden gnome?

A:  A riding lawnmeower.

Q:  What do you get when you turn a billy-goat loose in a bakery?

A:  Bread and butter.

Q:  What do you get when you cross a herd of sheep with a herd of wildebeest?

A:  Baa-a-a-a-a-ad gnus.

Q:  What do you get when you cross a river with a pogo stick?

A:  Very, very wet.

Comments

Math Joke

[adriang.livejournal.com]

Q: What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?

A: Nothing, you can't cross a vector with a scaler

Adrian

Re: Math Joke

[unixronin.livejournal.com]

I know another one somewhat in that vein, but I can't remember it right now.