"Real nice channel you have here...."

[unixronin]

"Real nice channel you have here.  It'd be a shame if anything happened to it."

You know you're an asshole when you're so offensive you can base an extortion racket on getting people to pay you to stay out of an IRC channel.

Comments

[ilcylic.livejournal.com]

Sounds like a better idea would be to go drill out one of his kneecaps.

I bet the screams would make a great polyphonic ringtone.

-Ogre

[unixronin.livejournal.com]

This particular jerk was a good candidate for that approach even before this racket.