Overheard....

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[Names changed to protect the innocent]

[Prelude:  Everyone has something that squicks them]

<John> Even that lady who does the Sunday Night Sex Show . . . usually the most deadpan, matter-of-fact about anything and everything, but I did see her get squicked once.

<Jim> I'm afraid to ask....but what squicked her?

<Joe> What squicked her?

<John> Guy called in about penis enlargement.  When asked why, he said his girlfriend wasn't satisfied by regular sex, and was asking him to poop on her chest.

<Joe> Ok, that's ew.

<Jane> Did that satisfy her?

<John> Dunno.  She said "I don't think the size of your penis is the problem here."

Truer words were never spoken.

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