Overheard....

[unixronin]

[Names changed to protect the innocent]

[Prelude:  Everyone has something that squicks them]

<John> Even that lady who does the Sunday Night Sex Show . . . usually the most deadpan, matter-of-fact about anything and everything, but I did see her get squicked once.

<Jim> I'm afraid to ask....but what squicked her?

<Joe> What squicked her?

<John> Guy called in about penis enlargement.  When asked why, he said his girlfriend wasn't satisfied by regular sex, and was asking him to poop on her chest.

<Joe> Ok, that's ew.

<Jane> Did that satisfy her?

<John> Dunno.  She said "I don't think the size of your penis is the problem here."

Truer words were never spoken.

Comments

[dirtynumbangel.livejournal.com]

Heh.

Sue tends to be rather unflappable. Unfortunately, she also gets a lot of shit very, very wrong, especially when it comes to gay sex.

[unixronin.livejournal.com]

Shit does, indeed, seem to be at the root of the problem in this instance. ;)

[dirtynumbangel.livejournal.com]

You are a very bad man.

[cymrullewes.livejournal.com]

And you are a very tired man. :-)

[dirtynumbangel.livejournal.com]

Exceedingly. I've had to be in at work almost three hours early every day since friday. Plus the birthday weekend sillies.

[elegantelbow.livejournal.com]

Sunday Night Sex Show?

It was good of her to notice that scat-play and penis-size-disappointment are two totally different things.

[darthgeek.livejournal.com]

Oh. That would be a Cleaveland Steamer. (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cleaveland+steamer)

[unixronin.livejournal.com]

[Wallace Greenslade] I didn't wish to know that!