Miraculous breakthrough in Taiwan

[unixronin]

New Scientist reports, "99.1% of Taiwanese are at risk of dying from one hazard or another."

This breathless and ill-thought-out headline begs the obvious question:  What amazing secret of immortality do the other 0.9% possess....?

Comments

[unixronin.livejournal.com]

Ontario has immortality...?

[beckyzoole.livejournal.com]

No, but it is clearly lacking in Taiwanese hazards. Also, see "death by boredom", below! :-)