"Three shall be the number of buttons on the mouse and the number of the buttons shall be three. Four shalt there not be, neither shalt there count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of buttons on the mouse, be reached, then scrollest thou the Holy Mouse in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."
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Figured they'd skip all the intermediate stages, I guess. :)
-Ogre
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"Three shall be the number of buttons on the mouse and the number of the buttons shall be three. Four shalt there not be, neither shalt there count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of buttons on the mouse, be reached, then scrollest thou the Holy Mouse in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."
-Ogre
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