"Three shall be the number of buttons on the mouse and the number of the buttons shall be three. Four shalt there not be, neither shalt there count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of buttons on the mouse, be reached, then scrollest thou the Holy Mouse in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."
Y'all know that I'm a dedicated Mac person (hugs Kray the dual-processor G4), but... I don't want one of those monstrosities. Our Logitech 3-button mouse does the job.
It does look like a fairly neat and tidy mouse. And Chaos knows it's about time Apple dropped the "No, really, one button is plenty" mantra. Can you say "Steve Jobs Reality Distortion Field"?
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Figured they'd skip all the intermediate stages, I guess. :)
-Ogre
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"Three shall be the number of buttons on the mouse and the number of the buttons shall be three. Four shalt there not be, neither shalt there count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of buttons on the mouse, be reached, then scrollest thou the Holy Mouse in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."
-Ogre
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o/~ It's the end of the world as we know it... o/~
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Turn it over, and you get...a two-button mouse with a trackball on top.
That's right, kids, this is just two one-button mice...mating, perhaps.
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