Monday, July 25th, 2005 04:26 pm

You're busted!

I particularly like this ticket form, "User ticket #10" if that link doesn't work.

I gotta admit, though: THIS is a cool mod.  Someone put a lot of work into it.  Carmack?  Carmack?  Bueller?  Bueller?

Monday, July 25th, 2005 01:54 pm (UTC)
What is it about hate mailers that not a mother lovin' one of them can spell worth a damn? And nearly invariably they insist on using implications of homosexuality as a grievous insult?
Monday, July 25th, 2005 02:44 pm (UTC)
Um....... where did THAT come from?
Monday, July 25th, 2005 03:07 pm (UTC)
Sorry, I was bouncing around the ricecop website and found their Hate Mail stash. It's pretty sad, really.
Monday, July 25th, 2005 03:12 pm (UTC)
Ah. I didn't dig around much. I just liked the "violation of good taste" tickets. :)
Monday, July 25th, 2005 04:12 pm (UTC)
OK, I give up. Ricecop? Huh? What's a rice in this context?
Monday, July 25th, 2005 05:55 pm (UTC)
You're not familiar with the term "rice racers" used to describe little import cars, usually Japanese, made into rolling eyesores with the addition of ludicrously huge fenders, rear wings that require them to carefully heed bridge clearance signs, screaming paint jobs, wall-to-wall decals, gratuitous kanji placed at random on the car, and/or sewer-pipe-sized tailpipe tips that sound like a flatulent cow?
(Oh yes, and don't forget that classic ricer gambit, lowering the car's suspension until it high-centers on supermarket-parking-lot speed bumps.)
Monday, July 25th, 2005 05:58 pm (UTC)
Uhm, no. I'm familiar with the pejorative term "rice burner" for Japanese imports, but not only am I not familiar with the term "rice racer", I'm not even familiar with the phenomenon to which it refers. Maybe it's a California thing... ?
Monday, July 25th, 2005 06:06 pm (UTC)
I thought it was pretty ubiquitous, but I don't doubt it's more prevalent in California. If it's not an Atlanta thing, be grateful -- some of these things are hideous beyond words, and the usually-late-teens-toearly-20s drivers are frequently complete idiots.

(Well, that is, you'd have to be an idiot to drive one of these things, at least without taking steps to conceal your identity or realizing how embarrassingly ludicrous the thing looked ... but I mean beyond that.)
Monday, July 25th, 2005 09:10 pm (UTC)
I need me about 10 million of those tickets. I could have such fun.

I've always had this idea in the back of my mind that I could get a whole bunch of stickers made up with "Yes, I am a moron" (or something similar) and go 'round sticking them to deserving vehicles. Or at least the vehicles of deserving drivers.
Tuesday, July 26th, 2005 08:41 am (UTC)
The damned tickets are full of typos. Grrrrrrrrrrrrr....
Tuesday, July 26th, 2005 08:15 pm (UTC)
ROFLMMFAO it's fun to see the look on a ricer's face when a beat to shit '69 C/10 goes blowin by him on an uphill and continues accelerating. on teh other foot, i did have a 3.08/1 posi in the back driving 33s.