Dr. Who meets Star Wars

[unixronin]

DALEK INVASION OF DAGOBAH, Scene 1

[FX:  Dalek starship lands.  Ramp extends; Dalek glides down ramp.  Yoda emerges from between two giant trees.]

Dalek:  Exterminate!

Yoda, calmly:  Conquer this world, you will not.  To your homeworld return.

Dalek, enraged:  We will conquer all!  Exterminate!  Exterminate!

[FX:  Muddy splash]

Dalek:  Exterm--<glub glub glub>

[FX:  bubbles slowly stop]

Yoda, smugly:  Told you, I did, hm?

Comments

[micheinnz.livejournal.com]

You're weird, sir.

[unixronin.livejournal.com]

You say that almost like it's a bad thing.

[micheinnz.livejournal.com]

Oh no. Oh dear me no.