@$*(&%&*#$@#R!#@!@#!!

[unixronin]

The spaghetti dammed up the drain holes in the lid of the pasta cooker.  The boiling water, unable to drain there, took a detour out the side instead, all over the fingers of my left hand, about up to the second knuckle.

Fortunately, my reflexes are good and the cold-water tap was right there, so it's restricted to first-degree burns.