(Finder's credit to darthgeek)
Linus Torvalds has admitted that he was really just a front-man for Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, after being "outed" as a fraud by the Alex de Tocqueville Institute, which has just published a new study (and book) asserting that "his claim to have invented Linux is probably false".
(Linus speculates that someone h@X0r3d adti.net. Or maybe they forgot to renew their domain. Or maybe their clocks are just running a month and a half late....)