Emergency FAIL

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QUICK.  You're trapped in a storm drain.  You have a cell phone and, by good fortune, cell signal.

What's the first thing you do?

Call emergency services for rescue, right?

Not if you're one of these two teenage pre-teen dim-bulbs.

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Snork.

Be sure to wash the aspirin down with a dozen extra-strength Tylenol, your liver will appreciate the help.

Bite your boyfriend viciously. If he doesn't wake up and scream, have lunch.