Film commentary

[unixronin]

Commentary from the Bitmines:

<Deke> oh christ...as if it weren't already a bad enough idea, the new Smurfs live action movie will be set in modern day NYC

<ttkay> and use the special smurf magic of "love" to rebuild the twin towers?

<Deke> your storyline, while an attempt at satire, is sure to be far less stupid than whatever they settled on

<ttkay> trying to think what else would combine insipid sappiness with extreme bad taste

<Deke> these are not your normal, everyday pedestrian idiots we're talking about. these are highly paid, well educated Hollywood idiots

<ttkay> true; I cannot compete with such

Who needs Siskel & Ebert?

Comments

[merlinpendragon]

ROFLMAO!

I agree, with commentary like that, who needs Siskel & Ebert, or is it Ebert & Roper now? Who cares?

[bikergeek.livejournal.com]

A live-action Smurfs movie? What, did they see Avatar and decided that what the world needed was MOAR BLUE PEOPLE?

[unixronin.livejournal.com]

It's entirely possible.