Monday, October 26th, 2009 11:33 am

Jalopnik reports that the 2010 Volvo S60 will be equipped with an automated system that not only detects pedestrians and cyclists in or entering the vehicle's path, but automatically brakes if necessary to avoid hitting them.

On the face of it, this is an excellent idea.  But in an inner city, I would hope there's an override.  You see, over and above Jalopnik's concern about drivers coming to rely on the automatic pedestrian/cyclist avoidance system, there's one scenario that comes immediately to mind.

Picture this.  You've been into the city for dinner and a movie with your spouse.  On your way home, you pull up to an intersection and stop at the red light.  A figure appears out of the shadows and up to the side of the car.  He brandishes a weapon, be it as simple as a length of iron pipe or a baseball bat, and orders you out of the car.  With no cross-traffic in sight, you quickly step on the gas to get away.

...And nothing happens, because by now his two friends are standing in front of and behind the car.  You see carjackers ... but the car sees only pedestrians, and it won't let you endanger them.

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Monday, October 26th, 2009 04:15 pm (UTC)
In the late '70s I worked for a doctor who drove a blaze orange Volvo wagon.

He had intermittent trouble with it not starting. He'd grab his stuff, get it the car, turn the key and... nothing. So he'd go back into the office (with his stuff) and call his mechanic. The mechanic would show up and the car would start. Sometimes his wife would be able to start it for him.

There appeared to be no rhyme or reason to this. Except that it only ever happened to when he was driving and only when he was on his own.

Eventually I figured it out. Volvo had a sensor installed that wouldn't let you start the car if the driver and front seat passenger didn't have their seatbelts on. When he was dumping his medical bag and a sufficiently large number of books and papers on the front seat, the sensor thought there was a passenger and wouldn't start the car. Of course, just leaving the seatbelt buckled wasn't good enough, there needed to be some tension on it. So we fixed that by running the belt behind the seat back. When he had a passenger, they'd undo the belt, buckle themselves in as normal and on leaving the car, put it back into "pretend passenger" mode.

Stupid safety devices.
Monday, October 26th, 2009 11:18 pm (UTC)
Agreed.

And while on the one hand reducing the number and fatality of accidents is a laudable goal, there are some degrees of trauma that should be fatal -- because life after them ain't worth living.

I've seen a good number of people come through the ER who really would have been better off dead. But I've also seen people who survived and overcame enormous odds: One young lady who was knocked off her bike by a taxi (did a U-turn right into her) into the path of a London double-decker bus that ran over her lower back. Crushed pelvis, ruptured spleen, bladder and uterus, shredded colon. She was 6 months in ICU, a dozen or so surgeries -- including a completely reconstructed bladder, large intestine and vagina. She walked out of the hospital after about 9 months. There was a massive crowd of staff there to see her off with flowers and confetti. Her fiance had been in to visit with her every day. Sent her flowers every morning. He gave a couple of cases of champagne to each of the ICU, ER, the ward she'd been on and the PT depts when she left.

She lost a huge amount of her life: a year out of her career, her chance of ever having kids, and a lot of her mobility.

So, I dunno. Cars that don't burst into flames if you look at them funny, tyres that don't explode at 66mph, safety glass so that you don't get your face shredded when an accident showers you in pieces of windscreen, motorcycle brakes that work in the wet, I can get behind all of those.

I just don't want them to start thinking for me. I don't want rearview cameras -- because I think I'm more careful because I have to actively look behind me. I don't want lock-out devices connected to a breathalyser or the seatbelts -- that sort of complexity always ends up going wrong at the worst possible moment. Some days I'm even iffy about automatic transmission. Electric windows: good idea -- you can operate them without any effort. I'm very much on the fence about GPS systems.
Monday, October 26th, 2009 10:38 pm (UTC)
Good point.

One thing you said jumped out at me as wrong, though -- it's that the override would be advisable in an inner city. Car-jacking can happen anywhere. Just last night in St. Louis, there was an attempted car-jacking in an affluent suburb 20 miles from the inner city.
Monday, October 26th, 2009 03:51 pm (UTC)
first thing i thought of too....
there's no reasonable way for a computer to gauge intent...
Monday, October 26th, 2009 03:55 pm (UTC)
*shudder*

There's a dystopian vision for you. Concealed Carry Permit is the light and the way in this scenario.
Monday, October 26th, 2009 04:10 pm (UTC)
No, the light and the way in this scenario is:

Don't take the decision making ability away from the driver.

At the very least, give them a manual over-ride, or an ability to quickly turn the feature on and off (similar to cruise control). Leave it on in normal circumstances, but have the ability to turn it off if need be (even if only for minutes at a time).

I'm not against any form of carry, but that doesn't mean that guns are the proper solution to badly designed cars and car features. The proper solution to badly designed anything is: fix the bad design; not put a bullet shaped band-aid on it.
Monday, October 26th, 2009 04:11 pm (UTC)
+1.
Monday, October 26th, 2009 04:21 pm (UTC)
True that. My mind skipped to "trapped in an unmoving car with pipe-wielding carjackers outside."

Monday, October 26th, 2009 03:57 pm (UTC)
Unless the error rate is like 0.01%, this system would make a mess in a dense urban scene.
Monday, October 26th, 2009 03:58 pm (UTC)
I should say more precisely, "unless the rate of false positives is less than something like 0.01%" ...
Monday, October 26th, 2009 04:12 pm (UTC)
That too.
Monday, October 26th, 2009 04:27 pm (UTC)
Wonder if it also avoids moose . . .
Monday, October 26th, 2009 04:32 pm (UTC)
One would assume so. A moose is a bigger target, and the square-cube law suggests a hell of a thermal signature.
Monday, October 26th, 2009 04:39 pm (UTC)
Problem would be range -- car-on-moose violence usually occurs at higher velocities . . .

(Unlike the moose-on-car incident I reported a few days back.)
Monday, October 26th, 2009 04:52 pm (UTC)
Yeah, the article doesn't say anything about the effective range/speed envelope.
Monday, October 26th, 2009 05:44 pm (UTC)
Any sort of significant range is going to mean LOT of spurious brake applications due to pedestrians on the side of the road on curves and the like.
Monday, October 26th, 2009 04:50 pm (UTC)
A lot of things that are excellent ideas "on the face of it" turn out to have very negative side effects that weren't intended. This looks to be one of those.
Monday, October 26th, 2009 04:57 pm (UTC)
"Law of Unintended Consequences." It's universal. Probably pan-universal.
Monday, October 26th, 2009 06:14 pm (UTC)

Jesus Christ, how much longer until my portable iLung takes the effort of breathing off my shoulders? I have a very busy schedule, you know! Can't be bothered to to eat, defecate, or think for myself. No time for it!
Monday, October 26th, 2009 06:15 pm (UTC)

Oh, and you know I'm stealing this, with credit, for my own sinister purposes :)
Monday, October 26th, 2009 10:48 pm (UTC)
Strange, first thing I thought of had nothing to do with carjacking in the violent sense. Merely in abuse for practical jokes, for prevention of business practice or desire, and for forcing others to deal with you as you desire regardless of theirs.

All-in-all, I see little if any likelihood that the good would outweigh the bad, especially given the damage from the good usually comes (as mentioned above) at higher speeds where steering is more important than braking.
Monday, October 26th, 2009 11:01 pm (UTC)
Strange, first thing I thought of had nothing to do with carjacking in the violent sense. Merely in abuse for practical jokes, for prevention of business practice or desire, and for forcing others to deal with you as you desire regardless of theirs.
Carjacking was the first downside that came to mind. Another, not really too different but on a lesser scale: aggressive panhandling. "Joey here will get outa yer way f'r five bucks, pal."
Monday, October 26th, 2009 11:38 pm (UTC)
+ or - is the whores that'll stop your car and one will demand money. I had them walk in front of me and stop in D.C. but I went around while the shouted at me.

Cops will walk right out in front of your car. Oh wait the fuckers do that now.
Tuesday, October 27th, 2009 01:02 am (UTC)
No kidding. We had a cop step out in the middle of the lane in front of us on US50 around about Accomack, right after some dude blew past us at about 65-70 in 50. Like, WTF, dude? You're lucky we had good brakes. Then he wrote US up for the other guy's speeding ticket. Asshole.