Schutzstaffeln!

[unixronin]

So SS -- Social Services, that is -- is coming after us and threatening we may lose our benefits, because of some "pension account" they think we may have at some unspecified bank.  We're telling them, "Sure, by all means investigate this.  We're 99.9% certain you're mistaken, but if you should happen to find such an account in one or the other of our names, please tell us about it, because we could really use some extra financial resources."

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[unixronin.livejournal.com]

That possibility had not occurred to me, no. I didn't know they were recycling them, but it doesn't surprise me -- a simple mental arithmetic check suggests they'd run out of numbers fairly soon.