Richest 419 Ever

[unixronin]

Looked at Dspam’s status to clear out my spam quarantine from overnight...  I call your attention to the highlighted message.

Duuuuuude!  At the current exchange rate (£1 = $1.416), I make that a hair over 52.05 trillion dollars.  That’d wipe out the national debt at a stroke.

I’m’a gonna forward this to the White House!

Comments

[perspicuity.livejournal.com]

national debt my ass. 52 trillion? i would be swiss banking in a heartbeat and living on an island. taxes? oh, i do not think so.

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[unixronin.livejournal.com]

If I thought for one second the money really existed, I'd be buying my own island somewhere, declaring sovereignty, and opening applications for citizenship.

[argonel.livejournal.com]

Sorry, they are talking about pounds of hydrogen, not british currency. What percentage of the mass of Jupiter is that. Delivery not included.

[perspicuity.livejournal.com]

pssst, lj-cut ;) wide image is wide ;)

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[unixronin.livejournal.com]

Ask, and thou shalt receive. :)

(Within reasonable limits. Some restrictions or exclusions may apply. Void where prohibited by law. Limit one per family or address. Offer subject to availability. May not be combined with any other offer. Manufacturer reserves final decision on the definition of terms "reasonable", "limits", "availability", "may", and "some". Do not take internally. Do not operate heavy machinery. Not for resale. No warranty of fitness for any particular purpose stated or implied. Insert additional legal weasel-language here.)

[perspicuity.livejournal.com]

thank you legal weasel!

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[ithildae.livejournal.com]

Are those restrictions legal on your sovereign island nation?

[unixronin.livejournal.com]

Fortunately, the issue is moot.
Unfortunately, it's because I lack a sovereign island nation..... ;)