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Thursday, March 26th, 2009 10:25 pm

Word is, Saturn would like GM to spin it off as a fully independent company free of GM’s corporate culture and let it get back to being the “different kind of company” it was originally supposed to be.

According to Business Week, GM’s been discussing a slightly different plan.  It involves tying Saturn’s ankles to a huge chunk of GM’s debt and tossing it off a bridge, along with Hummer and a bunch of “underperforming operations”.  GM walks away debt-free and smelling of roses; Saturn washes up on the shore of the Detroit River.

I guess that’s just how they do business in Detroit.

Friday, March 27th, 2009 02:28 am (UTC)
Of course that's how they do business, they don't want to risk having competition.
Friday, March 27th, 2009 02:34 am (UTC)
Especially competition that might actually be competent, unlike them.
Friday, March 27th, 2009 02:29 am (UTC)
Heh. We're doing that to Time Warner Cable and I think in the future AOL. Of course MOST of the debt side of the P%L ratio comes from them and most of the Profit thing comes from the Turner side of the operation at this point. Apparently last year, just about every portion of the Turner enterprise increased in revenue. This was oddly the only part of the company which did so.
Friday, March 27th, 2009 02:46 am (UTC)
I think if I was on the BOD for Saturn, I'd be talking to legal counsel about means of protecting against this move by GM.
Friday, March 27th, 2009 12:37 pm (UTC)
I think, technically, that rivers have banks rather than shores. Otherwise, spot-on . . .
Friday, March 27th, 2009 02:03 pm (UTC)
Point. I plead "it was late at night".