When Candy Design Goes Horribly Wrong

[unixronin]

Why the world needed gummi lighthouses is unclear.  But I'm sure it seemed like a good idea at the time, to someone.

(Originally posted in a friends-locked journal, and therefore reposted here by permission)

Comments

[bikergeek.livejournal.com]

I could swear I've seen gummi penises for sale. It looks like they maybe had a surplus and they got repackaged.

Also, this brings new meaning to the insult, "Eat a bag of dicks."

[unixronin.livejournal.com]

Personally, I still think the old-fashioned gummi-worm is the best gummi candy. Though I was amused by the almost-lifesize gummi rats.

[elegantelbow.livejournal.com]

Gummi rats give me the willies.

[elegantelbow.livejournal.com]

http://candy-crate.stores.yahoo.net/gupesu.html (link has image of gummi genitalia)

[kengr]

I *have* both gummi penises and gummy boobs. A local woman oriented adult bookstore sells them along with other silly novelties.

Just checked. The gummi penises do *not* resemble those lighthouses.

[freetrav.livejournal.com]

Maybe the ones YOU got don't. But the pic shows dead ringers for gummi penii that I saw on sale in a shop in Greenwich Village a couple of years ago.