"Microsoft says Vista's piracy rate is half that of XP." Duh! They had to let vendors keep offering XP on new computers because so many people didn't want Vista. Who's gonna steal it?
Actually, it reminds me of a cartoon in the back of New Scientist some 30 years ago. It concerned a fictional company that produced "NuFoods" with names like Chisp and Cheem, made from ... well, let's not go there. The dialogue went something like this:
"Some vendors are actually displaying NuFoods at the front of the store in preference to their own brands."
"They're selling well, then?"
"... Actually, they're hoping people will shoplift them."
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Of course, Linux's piracy rate dwarfs both. If Microsoft wants to tout great anti-piracy measures, perhaps they need to rethink their strategy...
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And then there's the Lee fisher story.
True story: Lee Fisher's car broke down in Redmond one day, leaving him stranded. He got it towed to a dealer, but then had to get home and get to work until they got it fixed. So he went wandering around every car rental office in Redmond, looking for a car. Every single office was completely sold out, until he got to the one where he asked "Do you have any cars available for rent?"
"Uh, not exactly," replied the sales agent.
"What do you mean," asked Lee, "'not exactly'? Either you have a car, or you don't."
"Well, you see," said the agent, "we don't have any cars, but we do have this Yugo."
Lee decided that if they "didn't exactly" consider it a car, he "didn't exactly" want to rent it...
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1. Lack of parts availability. The factory was located in Sarajevo, and not long after the cars were sold in the U.S., there was this little unpleasantness that went on there.
2. Many of them suffered from lack of maintenance. This happens to many inexpensive cars. Many of the less-well-off buyers who are the target demographic for the Yugo and other entry-level new cars stretch their budgets in order to afford the car payments and fail to budget adequately for maintenance and repairs. Maintenance gets deferred and the car suffers as a result.
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Although I understand that they had decent *shoulder* room, and corresponding hip room, most people don't choose to drive with their knees up around their ears.
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Having a Fiat or Yugo would send both of us mad. He wouldn't mind the layout so much, but the lack of headroom would have us both constantly ducking, and I could never get into the darn thing. The last time I comfortably fit into a Fiat was when I was 12, and that was getting iffy (it was too short for my legs back then, too).
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[1] Currently, I'm forced to use the following parking brake application technique: Hold main brake with right foot, reach down with left hand, depress parking brake pedal as far as I can with left hand, enabling me to get left foot on parking brake pedal, depress pedal as far as I can get it with left foot, transfer right foot from brake pedal to parking brake, push pedal home the rest of the way.
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The 3-series I have comes with 17" rims. The latest evolution of the car comes with 18" rims standard with an option for 19". Ugh.
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On thing we're both agreed on is, if at all possible, position memory in the seats. I really need to drive a little farther back so my hip and legs don't cramp up, and he'd like to be a little more sitting straight. The really funny thing in all of this is that his legs are a little bit longer than mine are (he's 6'0", I'm 5'10" and frequently wear heels), but I'm the stretchy one.
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