Successes

[unixronin]

I understand the House of Lords announced today the complete success of its program against liquid explosives.  As proof of this success, they declare there has not been a single terrorist attack using liquid explosives.

On this basis, I hereby announce the complete success of my personal anti-terrorist program to prevent terrorists from swimming down to the bottom of Lake Michigan and pulling the plug out.  I shall now expect a nice fat seven-figure grant from Homeland Security.

Comments

[greyman.livejournal.com]

Your cunning plan has also kept Bengal tigers out of Crawford, Texas!

[unixronin.livejournal.com]

Damn. I'm filing that under "unanticipated side-effects."