I had a sort of half-asleep dream last night in which I was selected (for some reason) to be the contact-point, or front-man, through which a lot of advanced technology was to be given to humanity¹. And, as I lined up legal backing from the EFF and the High Frontier Foundation to try to protect against the government just grabbing everything and declaring it all top secret, I found myself thinking, "Aw, c'mon, do I have to do this now? I don't want Bush somehow getting credit for this."
[1] Starting out with a safe, reliable, scalable fusion power source, and a solid-state air-breathing thruster that had no moving parts and required no fuel, just power.
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'Cause you Know Bush will claim all the Good Stuff. Mind you if anything ends up being bad, it will be Bill Clinton's fault. Even if Hilary is already headed for the White House. Though they might try to blame it on the Future Democratic President, just to be different.
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then sell dumbed down "slow" versions of the thrusters as commercial upgrades, sealed, and tamperproof to fishing boats, and various things. slowly introduce the tech, like SG1/MIB, and before people QUITE realize what's going on, it's all around you.
and in the meantime, very carefully giving credit to various people and agencies such that history can't be re-written or taken credit for later, as in "there were no government loans, or assistance, the US govt takes no credit or hindrence in this affair... at any time", and in particular, step in with a big noise to save the day IF a govt/agency really bolluxes things up. out of generosity on your part ;)
oh, and refuse to sell the really good stuff to agencies, govts, and such you don't like. island nation, nice force field :)
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"What's the forcefield for?"
"To keep you honest."
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(Fear my run-on sentence fu!)