What Is Your Battle Cry?
Rampaging through the hotel lobby, brandishing a vorpal blade, cometh Unixronin! And he gives a low scream:
"Hail the blood-letting! I bring darkness and mayhem until there is no more hope!!!"
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Striding across the desert, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a bladed baseball bat, cometh UNIXRONIN! And he gives a gutteral roar:
"I'm going to brutalize you until you're a Dungeons & Dragons statistic!!"
Stalking along the cliffs, swinging a reflective halberd, cometh UnixRonin! And he gives a mighty cry:
"Vengeance and goo flow from my veins! I shall avenge my ancestors!"
Zang! Who is that, running on the fields! It is Unixronin, hands clutching buzzsaw hand extensions! He howls mightily:
"I'm going to pulverize you until you can no longer smell pretty things!!"
Lo! Who is that, rampaging out of the icy wasteland! It is UnixRONIN, hands clutching a reflective halberd! He cries gutterally:
"As sure as predators devour prey, I bring darkness and mayhem like a four-year-old on a sugar rampage!!!"
Lo! Who is that, skulking out of the terrain! It is UnIxRoNiN, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! He bellows homicidally:
"I'm seriously going to exfoliate you to the bone!!"
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