Zombies

[unixronin]

At the first sign of massive zombie attack, we took off and nuked the site from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure.

Comments

[databeast.livejournal.com]

heh, why you think I'm buying one of these (http://www.armalite.com/sales/catalog/rifles/ar50.htm)

people laugh at me now...but ooooh...when the zombies come...

[unixronin.livejournal.com]

The AR-50 is interesting. Bone simple, but effective. If memory serves, it's Far Cry (http://farcry.ubi.com/) which has a distinctly recognizable AR-50 as its "Sniper Rifle".
(The weapons in Far Cry are uniformly very nicely modeled in general, except that the long-range dispersion on the minigun is a touch high — though not nearly as excessive as certain other games I could name, which quite clearly don't want you to use their $heavy_machinegun_slot at long range at all.)

[databeast.livejournal.com]

ahh yes, the classic weight/velocity calculation, that seemingly prove over half of all devs have never seen a real gun, let alone fired one.

but it's all in the name of 'game balance'.

shall we get start on the alternate reality of Jack Thompson and his 'murder simulators' ?

build me a mouse with muzzle climb..

[unixronin.livejournal.com]

Well, honestly, I suspect the vast majority of game developers have never had the opportunity to fire many of the more "interesting" weapons even in games that attempt to model weapons realistically, as Far Cry does. Even more so, Ghost Recon, which is in most respects extremely realistic.

(There are no "instant heal" packs, and you can't just shrug off damage until you drop; if you stop a bullet, you're wounded or dead, and if you're wounded, you're not only wounded — and showing it — for the duration of the mission, you sit out the next mission in the base hospital recovering from your wounds. Then again, there are occasional glitches; there was the one Russian Spetznaz who apparently soaked up two .50-cal rounds to the chest and kept coming until the third one finally dropped him. I say apparently because I consider it improbable I could have completely missed a standing target, running straight towards me, twice, with a Barrett M82, on an open concrete ramp with no cover, at a range of less than a hundred yards. But I was in something of a hurry at the time, and anything is possible.)

And then there's things like Quake n and Unreal Tournament, which — let's face it — don't make even the slightest attempt to even pretend to be realistic. It's kind of hard for the game developer to have fired a weapon that hasn't been invented yet.

[databeast.livejournal.com]

mm, yeah, well, my point still stands.

but now I have to play Ghost Recon..

[unixronin.livejournal.com]

gdmusumeci's comment: "Dude. The leaves on the fucking trees move."

:)

[dr-nebula.livejournal.com]

Nuke'em until they glow. Then they are easier to see when you lob their heads off.

[anda.livejournal.com]

I think this is one of the best of these posts I've seen.

also: http://www.cafepress.com/formybrains/

[perspicuity.livejournal.com]

we exploded your ship remotely before you could take off, using your nukes. it's the only way to be sure. sorry, no leaving. YOU were probably infected and didn't know it. for the children, really.

:)

what's YOUR zombie escape strategy? have one? can a shambler just walk in? then what?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ynXBMgLEbM

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[ilcylic.livejournal.com]

What have I missed about June 13th? Or, perhaps, 14th? This is the 7th post I've seen inthe last 20 minutes about Zombies.

[unixronin.livejournal.com]

Well, I understand indigoskynet started it, but I first stumbled er, shambled into it in dr_nebula's journal (http://dr-nebula.livejournal.com/547185.html)....

[unixronin.livejournal.com]

(Actually, I have to admit I haven't been very energetic or conscientious about perpetuating it. Something to do with a nasty case of bronchitis, viral according to my doctor, that's had me coughing my lungs out for about four or five days now and left me pretty drained of energy.)