Humor

[unixronin]

Contrived to amuse small people on the 800-mile trip home:

Q:  What do you get when you cross a pony, a cat and a garden gnome?

A:  A riding lawnmeower.

Q:  What do you get when you turn a billy-goat loose in a bakery?

A:  Bread and butter.

Q:  What do you get when you cross a herd of sheep with a herd of wildebeest?

A:  Baa-a-a-a-a-ad gnus.

Q:  What do you get when you cross a river with a pogo stick?

A:  Very, very wet.

Comments

[elegantelbow.livejournal.com]

It's true, I was a geek even when I was a child and I first heard this joke. I added up all the fractions and objected -- that got you more than one complete item.