More on Churchill's parrot

[unixronin]

Or, less, because Churchill's daughter apparently claims it's not his parrot.  To which only one thing can be said:

"This is a FALSE PARROT!  It is an impostor!  It is not the bird it seems!  It has been mis-billed, mis-advertised, mis-represented!  It is masquerading, putting on an act, pulling a con, squawking under false pretences!  It is flying false colors and claiming a false identity!  It's a fraud, a fake, a charlatan, a macaw in parrot's clothing!"

(Especially if you're John Cleese.)