Break-time revelations

[unixronin]

Or, "Who said breast implants are bad for you?"

"My breast implants saved my life."

"Honey, trust me, if your man doesn't like your boobs the way they grew, there's always another man who does."

"No, I'm serious.  I didn't say they saved my relationship.  I said they saved my LIFE."

(You heard it here first.  Unless you're on the NEDoD list.)

Comments

[jilara.livejournal.com]

Very similar to the Civil War nurse who was saved from being killed by schrapnel from an exploding shell by the steel bones in her corset.

[olafthunderfoot.livejournal.com]

saw the story last night in the local heathen list!