I'd heard about this, but . . .

[unixronin]

. . . never actually experienced the horror of reading the review of what may very well be the Worst Game Ever Released.

Comments

[ilcylic.livejournal.com]

I laughed so hard I got light headed.

The user reviews are even funnier, though.

-Ogre

[elegantelbow.livejournal.com]

I thought the worst game ever was the Atari game with Custer where he rapes the women.

[unixronin.livejournal.com]

I honestly cannot admit to ever having even heard of such a game. But that does sound pretty Out There.

Famous last words:
"Holy shit, lookit all them fuckin' Indians."

[kshandra]

Behold the horror that was Custer's Revenge.

[elegantelbow.livejournal.com]

Thank you for finding the link. For god's sake, his wang is longer than his arms!

*twitch*

I'd originally seen it on retrocrush.com, but their archive links are broken.

Even if it worked perfectly...

[jenkitty.livejournal.com]

There's no help for this game. If it worked beautifully, the concept would still be dismissed as a cheap "Cannonball-Run" knockoff.

Big Rigs

[lccha.livejournal.com]

Some jokers (http://www.ebgames.com/ebx/editorial/reviews/reviews.asp?pf_id=239494) were actually giving this game 5 stars. *chuckle*