Humor

[unixronin]

So, we settled on hard-boiled eggs for lunch.  I got the eggs out and a pan, and was waiting for hot water at the sink to bleach the bread box (the bread having founded its own popular revolutionary movement).  Wen the Eternally Surprised is saying that that's one egg for her and one for Goose and one for the Dread Pirate Bignum, and I say no, I'm making them two eggs each.

"I'll give [Goose] hers," says Wen.  At which point I turn around and look, and here's Wen with an armful of loose raw eggs ......

"No no no no no no!  Stop!  Put them back, please.  We need to COOK those first...."

No eggs were harmed or dropped in the making of this anecdote.

Comments

[richspk.livejournal.com]

Oh, the tension in that post! I was sure that eggs were going to break!

[unixronin.livejournal.com]

Oh, they did .... later, after they got hard-boiled. :)

You had to be there, really. It was the sight of Wen, looking terribly serious, with her arms piled high with raw eggs.

[koyote.livejournal.com]

JUGGLE!

[unixronin.livejournal.com]

Uhhhhh.............. Let's not. :)

[fatcook.livejournal.com]

Oh! That is so cute!
And no mess to clean up. :)