Duck!

[unixronin]

Q:  What do you get when you cross a duck with an alligator?

A quackodile.

Q:  Why can't you get ducks out of the kitchen tap?¹

Because they'd have to go through the pipes to get there, and quack pipes are illegal.

And I'm still trying to remember the completely absurd one that popped into my head the other day....

[1]  Other than "They get stuck."

Comments

[anda.livejournal.com]

See, I thought the first one was "a really snappy purse that's full of bills". ;)

[unixronin.livejournal.com]

Heh. :) That works too, on several levels.

[smandal.livejournal.com]

I love jokes that are so bad that they make you feel uncomfortable!

[fatcook.livejournal.com]

Bad Man! Bad Man!
(runs and hides)

[ithildae.livejournal.com]

I thought the first one was, A slightly less hungry alligator.