Read much?

[unixronin]

Email exchange (names etc. changed to protect the, um, guilty):

Recruiter:  "I am recruiting for XXX company for a short-term entry-level contract [several states away] requiring in-depth experience with product YYY.  Please send me your Word-formatted resume and fill out and return the attached questionnaire...."

Me:  "Thanks, but I have no experience whatsoever with product YYY.  In any case, I am not currently available for short-term entry-level contracts requiring relocation."

Recruiter:  "There is nothing attached to your email.^[1]  Please send me your Word-formatted resume and fill out and return the attached questionnaire...."

No shit?!?  Learn to READ ENGLISH, you imbecile!

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[1] Emphasis mine.

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[unixronin.livejournal.com]

I guess so. :)