Lying recruiters

[unixronin]

$RECRUITER wrote, in email:

Recently on national job board you indicated your interest in jobs with the following skillset:

Java, J2EE, Linux, JBoss, and Tomcat

No I damned well did not, you lying sack of shit.  I have experience with precisely one of those, and it shouldn't be a hard guess which one.  (Hint:  It's orthogonal to the other four.)  Do you really think you're going to get my interest or get me to work through you when you start out by trying to feed me an obvious bald-faced lie?

Comments

[richspk.livejournal.com]

What a coincidence! Someone with $RECRUITER's last name was killed in a battle with Tamil Tiger rebels last year and left behind a bank account containing $20,000,000 US dollars. If $RECRUITER forwards me $5,000 I'll transfer the $20 million into $RECRUITER's bank account.

[unixronin.livejournal.com]

I like it. :) Shame I already deleted it ....