...some ne'er-do-well stole a customer's Kawasaki ZX9R from a motorcycle dealer in Plaistow yesterday. "People who knew him said he was probably going to sell the bike to score drugs."
He made it less than a mile down the road before blowing a red light at over 100mph and slamming into an SUV, killing himself. Whereupon the average intelligence of the human race doubtless rose by a small fraction of a point.
"Thirty seconds later it slammed directly into the third moon of Jaglan Beta. Looks like a fish, moves like a fish, steers like a cow." -- Ford Prefect
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